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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Main Tumhare Liye Chudiyan Laya Hoon




Jeeja Apni Saali Se Bade Pyar Se Bola

Jeeja -  Dekho Mein Tumhare Liye Churiyan Lekar Aaya Hoon
Saali - Jiju Aap Hi Pehna Do Na

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Peshaab Nahin Ho Raha Hai

Label: Gande Jokes



Santa Aur Doctor
Santa Subah Subah Rote Huye Ek  Doctor Ke Pass Pahuncha
Santa – Doctor Saab, Maine Raat Me

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Girl Ask To A Boy What IS Your Name



Ek Ladki  Ek Ladke Se Uska Naam Poochhti Hai
Girl - What’s Ur Name ?
Boy - Black Lion
Girl - Are You Joking ?
Boy - No... It Means Kalu Singh And Your Name Please ?

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Kya Aap Mere Chehre Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain




Party Mei Ek Ladki Ek Ladke Se Boli
Ladki - Kya Aap Mere Chehre Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain ?

Santa Banta Aur Doobti Hui AURAT

Label: Gande Jokes



Santa Banta Aur Ek Doobti Aurat
Paani Mein Doobti Ek Aurat Chilla Rahi Thi.
“ Bachao Bachao Main Pregnant Hoon Koi Humein Bachao ”
Santa Ne Apni Jaan Par Khelkar Use Bahar Nikala Aur Muh Se Muh Mila Ke

Teacher - What Is Your Father Name ?




Class Teacher Aur Uska Vidyarthi
Class Mein Madam Sab Bachhon Se Unke Papa Ka Naam Puchh Rahi Thi
Jab Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Madam Ne Poochha

Mujhe Abhi Maa Nahin Banna

Label: Gande Jokes



Ek Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayee Aur Boli
Ladki Doctor Se Boli - Dr. Sahab Muje Abhi Maa Nahi Banna
Doctor - Condom Use Kiya Karo

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes » Boys And Girls Joks

Label: Gande Jokes



Ladka Ladki Se Bola
Ladka - Mein Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha,
Mujhe Nahin Lagta Humari Shaadi

Friday, June 6, 2014

Sardar Ki Wife Kidnap Ho Gayee




Santa Ki Wife Ka Apharan

Santa Ki Wife Kidnap Ho Gayee
Kidnappers Ne Ungli Ka Tukda Katkar Santa Ko Bheja Aur Paisa Maanga