Most Funny Hot Jokes In Hindi


Girl Of 1960 To Their Mummy
Girl :- Mummy main jeans pehen loon?
Mummy :- Nahi beshrm log kiya kahenge
Girl Of 2012 2 Their Mom
Girl :- Can i wear jeans mom?
Mom :- Pehn le meri bachchi  Bhagwan ke liye kuch to pehn le.

Ek Husband Doctor Se
Dr. saab jab main apni biwi ko kiss karta hu to uske munh se badboo aati hai.
Dr :- kamal hai jab maine check kiya tha to lipstick ki khushboo thi.

Ladki ne Major se lift mangi
raaste mei uske tabiyat kharab ho gayee
Major use hospital le gaya
Dr. bola :- Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale hain.
MAJOR ko tension huyee bola
mei is bachche ka baap nahin hoon
Ladki se poochha
wo boli Yahee is bachche ka baap hai
MAJOR ko phir tension
phir police ne Major ka medical checkup karaya
REPORT AAYEE
Mojar kabhi baap nahi ban sakta
us ne Bhagwaan ka shukar ada kya
khushi khushi bahar aya
OR PHIR SOCHA KI
Jo 4 bachche ghar par hein wo kiske hain.

Teacher Student Se
Teacher :- Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hoon aur 1 tum do
Techer :- main  sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student :- Aapko vehem tha, hai or rahega

Chota Bachcha Apni Maa Se
CHOTA BABY :- MUMI MUMI JAB MEIN RAAT KO SU SU KARNE GAYA TAB BATHROOM KI LIGHT APNE AAP JAL GAI.
MUMI :- HARAMJADE TU PHIR FREEZE ME SU SU KAR KE AA GAYA...

Very Funny Joke
Kal Karay So Aaj Kar
Aaj Karay So Ab
Wah
Wah
Bohat Umda
Kal Karay So Aaj Kar
Aaj Karay So Ab
Abe Karta Hi Rahay Ga To Dhoye Ga Kab.

Ek Student Apne Class Teacher Se
Student :- Sir, kisi ko aise kaam ki saza di ja sakti hai jo us ne kiya hi na ho?
Sir :- Nahi Beta!
Boy :- To Sir maine home work nahi kiya

What do a woman usually say after Sex?
I Love You
Wrong !
That Was Great?
Wrong Again !
I Love It ?
Aray Nahi Yaar...
Sahi Jawab Hai :- Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kahan Rakhi Hai...

1 Sardar Clinic Par
Sardar :- Gand Mei Dard Hay
DR :- Main Hath Dalta Hoon Batana Kaha Hain
Sardar :- Andar Aur Andar, Aur Andar, Haan Yahain
Dr :- AbeTera To Gala Kharab Hai

An Old Man & One Old Woman
50 Saal Ka 1 Aadmi Ek 90 Saal Ki Aurat Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha, Jab 10 Minute Ho Gaye Use Nipple Peete Hue To Achanak Wo Mar Gaya.  KYUNNNN ???
Police Aayee Post Marton Hua.
REPORT MILEE
Doodh Expire Ho Chuka Hai.

Patni Pati Se Boli
Wife To Husband :- Agar Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho To Tum Kiya Karna Chahoge ?
Husband :- Offcourse "SEX"
Wife :- Aur Baki 29 Minutes Mei...

Patient Doctor Se Kehta Hai
Mareez :- Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gai Hai,
Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.
Hakim :- Ye Bimari Nahi, Tum Par Upar Wale Ki Rehmat hai.

Ek Doctor Mareez Ki Bivi Se Bola
Doctor :- Tumhaare Husband Ko Aaram Aur Sukoon Ki Zaroorat Hai,
Ye Neend Ki Goliyan De Raha Hoon.
Wife :- Kis Samey Deni Hain?
Doctor :- Ye Inke Liye Nahin Tumhaare Liye Hain.

Santa Apni Biwi Ko Maar Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Puchaa :- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bhai ?
Santa :- Docter Ne Kaha Hai, Isko Dawai Koot Ke Deni Hai...

A Call Girl Ek Ladke Se
Ladki Boli :- 200 Loongi - HIL HIL KE MAZA DOONGI
Ladka Bola :- 100 Rupye Doonga HIL MAIN KHUD LOONGA
Ladki Boli :- To Phir Ye 100 Bhi Bacha Le Aur Hath Se Hila Le.

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