Thursday, April 24, 2014

Gande Chutkule IN Hindi » Mazedaar Joks


Gande Chutkule ( Jokes ) Mazedaar Joks IN Hindi Language


Ek Chhoti Bachi Ne Randee Se Poocha 
Bachchi - Aunty Aapke Paas Itna Bada Ghar Hai, Paisa Hai, Cars Hain
Aap Ka Business Kia Hai ?
Randi Boli -  Bas Beta Ek Mera HOLE-SALE  Ka Business Hai

Airport Par 3 Log Apni Biwio Ka Intezaar Kar Rahe The
Pehla Bola - Hamari Shehzaadi Aa Rahi Hai
Doosra Bola - Hamari Nawabzaadi Aa Rahi Hai
Teesre Ko Kuchh Samajh Nahin Aaya Vo Jhat Se Bola
Hamari Bhi Haramzadi Aa Rahi Hai.  ( Ha Ha Ha Ha..... )

Doodh Wala Aur Ek Aurat
Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi Oonchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se Boli
Aurat - Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Ab Bas Bhi Karo Tumse Achchha
To Paperwala Hai  Jo Chup Chaap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai.

Pappu Classroom Mein
Pappu Class Mein Bade Dheere Se Mobile Pe Kisi Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha
Golu Kafi Der Se Ye Sab Dekh Raha Tha - Rahaa Nahi Gaya To Bola
Golu - Abe Kis Se Baat Kar Raha Hai ?
Pappu - Sister Se
Golu - Itne Pyaar Se
Pappu - Haan... Teri Jo Hai.

Akbar Aur Birbal
Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hain Hamesha
Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Aisa Puchhta Tha Jo Hatt Ke Ho
Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Soojhi Aur Birbal Se Bola
Akbar - Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Baar CH00T Tu Mujhe Lene Dega
Birbal - Wada Huzoor... Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai
Akbar -  Bol
Birbal - Shaadi Main Aapki Behan Se Hi Karoonga

Andhaa Aur 5ex
Ek Baar Ek Tharki Andhe Ka 5ex Ka Bada Dil Karta Hai
Isi Chakkar Mein Wo Ek Kothe Pe Chala Jaata Hai
Wo Abhi RANDl Ko CH0D Hi Raha Hota Hai Ki Police Ki Raid Pad Jaati Hai
Andha Gabraa Jaata Hai Aur Ek Dum Se Chilla Ke Bolta Hai
Andha - Abe Saalo... Ye Mere Lvnd Mein CH00T Kisne Daal Di Be



Boy Friend Aur Girl Friend
Boy Friend - Janu Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho ?
Girl Friend - Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai  Jab Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hoon
Or Jab Bhi Dil Kare Uth Jaati Hoon
Boy Friend - You Notty.... Tumhari Sab Aadte Bilkul Mere Lvnd Jaisi Hai.

Pappu Ka Hastmethun
Pappu Ek Din Class Ke Darwaaze Ke Pass Wali Bench Pe Betha Muth Mar
Raha Tha Achanak Uski Madam Class Mein Aa Jati Hai Aur Use Esa Karte
Dekh Leti Hai, Isse Pahle Madam Kuch Bolti Pappu Fatafat Bola
Pappu - Mam 100 Saal Jiyengi Aap Abhi Apke Baare Mei Hi Soch Raha Tha.

Pappu Aur Madam
Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Tha. Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher
Pregnant Thhi Uske Dekh Kar Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu - Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti ?
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli - Ye Baat Bhala Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi
Pappu - Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai
Aapko Ladkaa Hone Waala Hai.
Teacher Hairani Se - Arey... Tujhe Ye Baat Kaise Pata ?
Pappu - Mam Wo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Bethhti Ho To
Ander Se Uski Moochhe Dikhaai Deti Hain.

Pappu Aur Uski Mam
Madam Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi
Teacher - H For Horse
I For Ink
J For Jug
K For Kite
L For Lvnd
Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Munh Se Nikal Gaya.
Pappu - Koi Baat Nahi Madam Waapas Munh Mein Le Lo.

Pappu Collage Mein
Pappu Ka Ab School Time Pura Ho Chuka Tha Aur Ab Uska College Mein Admission
Ho Gaya Tha Aur Jaisa Ki Aap Logo Ko Pata Hai Ki College Mein Ragging Aam Baat
Hai, School Jaate Hi Senior Students Ne Usko Bulaya Aur Kaha
Senior Students - Chal Be Koi Aisi Gaali Deke Dikha Jo Na Kabhi Kisi Ne Suni Ho
Aur Naa Hi Kisi Ne Kisiko Di Ho
Pappu - Hum Sab Juniors Ka Lvnd Ek Jhopde Me Aur
Jhopda Aap Ki Maa Ke Bhonsde Me.

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