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Girl Friend Aur Wo | Mobile SMS Jokes



Girl Friend Ko Apni Palko Par Bitha Loon
De Ke Khushi Uske Saare Gham Chura Loon

Ek Park Mein 2 Ladke Aur Ek Ladki Pakdi Gayee

Polica Ne Ek Park Se Do Ladke Aur Ek Ladki Ko Pakda



Police Ne Park Mein 2 Ladke Aur 1 Ladki Ko Pakda, Unko Pakad Ke Police Station Le Aaye Aur Inspector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya.
Inspector - (Pehale Ladke Se) Kya Naam Hai

Tumhare Ghar Nasbandi Waale Nahi Aaye

Tumhare Ghar Nasbandi Wale Nahi Aaye



Munnu - ( Apne Dost Chunnu Se ) Tum Kitne Bhai Bahen Ho?
Chunnu - ( Badi Masumiyat Se ) Hum 50 Bhai Bahen Hain

Jokes For Kids: Maa Bete Se Boli: Beta Kheer Khayega

Maa Bete Se Boli Beta Kheer Khayega?



Maa - ( Muskurate Hue Bete Se Boli ) Beta Kheer Khayega?
Beta - Nahi
Maa - Beta Dahee Khayega?
Beta - Nahi

Jab Sasur Ne Apne Damaad Ko Sharaab Peete Dekha

Jab Father In Law Ne Pehli Baar Apne Son In Law Ko Sharaab Peete Hue Dekha



Jab Saur Ne Pehli Baar Apne Damaad Ko Sharaab Peete Hue Dekha To Bola
Sasur - ( Naraaz Hote Hue ) Arre Ye Kya Tum Sharaab

Advertisement | Hi Fi Insult

Label: Gande Jokes

Hi Fi Insult Of Advertisers
Cream Ke Advertisement Mei Chehra Dikhaaya
Soap Ke Advertisement Mei Haath Dikhaya

Teacher Ask A Question | Kaun Bada Hai ?

Class Teacher Ask A Question To A Student | Kaun Bada Hai

Teacher - ( Student Se )   Kaun Bada Hai Tum Ya Tumhare PAPA ?
Student - ( Bade Josh Mei )   Main

Biwi Gum Ho Gayee

Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho Gayee To Wo Apni Report Likhane Pahuncha
Aadmi - Sahab Meri Biwi Kho Gayee Hai, Kya Karoon

Ghar Ki Sukh Shaanti Ke Liye Kya Karoon

Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hone Wali Thi, Use Tension Thi Ki Ghar Mei Sukh Shaanti Kaise Bani Rahe, Isliye Pandit Ji Se Jakar Mili Aur Boli

Munna Bhai Ki Adalat Mei Rape Case

Label: Gande Jokes



Munna Bhai Ka Area
Sharafat Gunj Mei Munna Bhai Naam Ka Ek Bhai Rehta Tha, Uske Area Mei Jab Bhi Koi Apradh Hota To Sabse Pehle Muqddama Uski Adalat Mei Hi Aata.
Ek Baar Ek Rape Case Munna Bhai Ki Adalat Mei Aaya

Ek Ladki Mom Ki Chhaati Ki Aur Ishara Karte Hue - Ye Kya Hai ?

Label: Gande Jokes



Ek 7 - 8 Saal Ki Chhoti Si Bachchi Apni Mom Se Boli

Bachchi - ( Maa Ki Chhaati Ki Aur Ishara Karte Hue ) Mom Ye Kya Hai?
Mom - Ye Balloons

Funny Jokes For Kids: Hamesha Kaho Mujhe Sab Pata Hai

Mujhe Sab Pata Hai
Teacher Bachcho Ko Sabak De Raha Tha Ki Kisi Se Kabhi Haar Nahin Manni Chahiye, KAHO KI MUJHE SAB PATA HAI.
Ramu Jo Is Baat Ko Bade Dhyaan Se Sun Raha Tha Ghar Jakar Apne Papa Se Bola

Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ke Liye Robot Lekar Aaya

Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ke Liye ROBOT Lekar Aaya, Jo Jooth Bolne Par THAPPAD Marta Tha

Beta - Papa Aaj Mai School Nahi Jaunga Mere Pet

Student Ask To Mam - Mam नटूरे Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai

Ek Bachcha Apni Class Teacher Se Pochhta Hai
Student - Mam नटूरे  Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai
Mam Ki Kuchh Samajh Nahin Aaya Wo Boli KAL Bataungi.
Mam Ghar Jakar Dictionary Check Karti Hai Usko Jawab Nahi Milta

Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge Tumse Achchha To Paper Wala Hai

Label: Gande Jokes



Ek Aurat Naha Rahi Thi
Doodhwala Lagataar Uss Aurat Ki Door Bell Baja Raha Tha.
Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaz Mein Gusse Se Boli

Ek Aadmi Naukri Ke Liye Interview Dene Jata Hai

Ek Aadmi  Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Government Office Me Gaya.
Interviewer - Aapko Koi Bimari To Nahi Hai ?
Aadmi - Sir Jee, Aise To Koi Bimari Nahi Hai, Bus Jung Ke Doraan

Santa Ghabrata Hua Apni Biwi Se Bola

Santa And His Wife
Santa Ghabrata Hua Apni Biwi Ke Paas Aaya Aur Bola.
Santa - Ghar Ka Saara Keemti Samaan Chhupa Ke Rakh Do, Mere Dost Aa Rahe Hain

Ramu - Pitaaji Mehmano Ko Kya Kehte Hain

Ramu Ke Sawaal
Ramu Apne Pita Ko Bahut Pareshan Kiya Karta Tha, Ek Din Usne Apne Father Se Ek Sawaal Kiya
Ramu - Pitaji Mehmano Ko Kya Kehte Hain ?
Father - ( Jhunjhlakar ) Mehmaano Ko Kutta Kehte Hain

Ladkon Aur Ladkiyon Ke Beech Antakshari

Ladke Ladkiyon Ke Beech Antakshari
Ek Bus Mein Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ki Team Bani Antakshari Khelne Ke Liye

Aisa Konsa Station Hai Jahan Koi Bhi Train Nahin Rukti

Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Ek Sawaal Poochta Hai
Santa - Aisa Kaun Sa Station Hai Jahaan Koi Bhi Train Nahi Rukti ?
Banta - ( Kaafi Sochne Ke Baad Bola ) Nahi Yaar