Restricted Hindi Jokes - Veg And None Veg




Restricted Adult Jokes Hindi Bhaasha Mein

Do Saheliyan Aapas Mei Baatein Kar Rahi Thi
Pehli Saheli Boli - Yaar ye Love Marriage aur Arrange Marriage mein kya fark hota hai?
Doosri Saheli Boli - Seedhi si baat hai LOVE Marriage mei LUND ka size
Pehle se pata hota hai jabki Arrange Marriage mei NASEEB APNA APNA

Girl Friend Boy Friend Se Boli
Gir Friend - Ye kya jaanu Condom kahan hai?
Boy Friend - Surprize.... Aaj hum bina condom ke CH0DENGE
Gril Friend - Saale...  Agar mei 9 maheene baad Surprize doongi to L0DE jaisi shakal mat banana

Do Yeshyaa Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thi
Pehli Veshya - Lagta hai grahak aa raha hai
Doosri Veshya - Tujhe kaise pata
Pehli Veshya - Mujhe LUND ki khushboo aa rahi hai
Doosri Veshya - Ari baawli vo to maine DAKAAR mari thi

Dhritrashtra Aur Gandhaari Aapas Mei Baatein Kar Rahe The
Dhritrashtra - Priye main bahut khush hoon ki tumne mujhe 100 Bachche Diye
Gandhaari - Ye sambhav na hota agar aap Andhe na hote
Dritrashtra - Kya matlab priye ye Bachche mere nahin hain to kiske hain?
Gandhaari - Pata nahin swami maine bhi to Aankhon par Patti bandh rakhi hai

Ek Aadmi Apne Bachche Ko Lekar Sabzee Mandi Gaya Aur Bola
Aadmi - Dekho beta jo cheez khareedni ho use daba kar check kar lena chahiye.
Kuch dino baad uska beta Haanfte hue Baap ke office pahuncha aur bole
Bachcha - Pitajee Pitajee ek aadmi Mummy ko khareedna chahta hai

Kutta Aur Gadhaa
Ek baar ek kutte ne Gadhe ko sote dekha to apne LUND Gadhe ki Gaa-and mein Bhusa diya
Gadhaa Bola - Ye kyaa kar raho ho
Kutta - Main to mazaak kar raha tha
Gadhaa - Bhonsdi ke agar main mazzaak karoonga to Aankhein Baahar Aa Jaayengi

Ek Aurat Aur Ek Aadmi
1 Aurat Ko Baazaar Mein Kisi Ne Ungli Kardi Aur Chhhupp Gayaa  Peechhe Ek 65 Saal Ka Aadmi Tha
Aurat - Baba Ji ye Missed call aapne di
Aadmi - Main kese de sakta hoon mera to balance hi Shoonye hai

Vegyaanikon Ki Ek Research
America mein duniya bhar ke scientists ki ek conference hui.
Conference ka reason tha... Ek Sawaal Jo unko bada pareshan kar raha tha
Ki Aaisi kaun si cheez hai jo liquid hoti hai aur garm karne par solid ho jaati hai.
Duniya bhar ke scientists pareshan, aisi kaunsi cheez hai.
Unhone bahut research ki, behas ki par aisi koi cheez pata nahi chal saki jo liquid
Ho aur garm karne par solid ho jaati ho.
Unhone News Paper mein ad diya ke jo koi bhi is problem ka solution dega usko
1 million dollar inaam diya jaayega.
Unke paas duniya bhar se kisi ne bhi is sawal ka jawab jaanne ka dawa nahi kiya
Sivaaye ek Santa Singh ko chhodkar jo Bhatinda mei rehta tha
Usne kaha ki uske paas is sawal ka jawab hai.
Unko laga ke jo baat hum intelligent log nahi bata sake aur jo duniya bhar mein aur koi
Nahi bata saka wo Punjab ka ek sardar kya bataega.
Phir bhi unhone Santa ko America bulwaaya.
Jab unhone Santa ke saamne ye sawal rakha to wo bola – Aray bada simple jawab hai
BESAN KE PAKODE.

Santa Aur Uska 1 Dost
Santa ka 1 dost bahut bade shopping Maal mein salesman tha ek din Santa usko bola.
Santa - Yaar Koi Aisi Scheme Nahi Hai, Jisme 5000 Rs Ki Khareed Par 5ex Free Ho?
Dost Bola - Abe Saale Tujhe Nahi Pata Kya Ye Scheme To Last Month Thi
Aur Babhi Jee Ne To Iska Faayda Pure 8 Baar Uthaya


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