Sunday, April 27, 2014

Pati Patni Ke Mazedaar Jokes Vayaskon Ke Liye

Pati Patni Ke Mazedaar Jokes Hindi Bhaasha Mein


Ek Husband Wife Ne 5ex Ka Code Bana Rakha Tha - Phone Karna Hai
Pati - Beta Mammy Se Kaho Papa Ko Urgent Phone Karna Hai
Patni - Papa Ko Bolo Abhi Phone Nahi Kar Sakte Network Kharab Hai
Theek Hone Me 4 Se 5 Din Lagenge
Pati - Beta Mammy Ko Bolo Agar Network Kharab Hai To Papa
Public Phone Se Call Kar Lenge
Patni - Beta Papa Ko Bolo Khabardar Agar Aisa Kiya To Mammy
Ghar Par Hi Call Centre Khol Lengi.

Pati Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe The Achaanak Patni Ne Pooccha
Patni - Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der Tak Kyun Nahi Karte ?
Pati - Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na Tu Apni Bahen Se To Puchh Ke Dekh.

Patni Ne 1 Nayee Transparent Bra Kharidi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Pati Ke Samne Khadi Ho Gayi
Pati - Janu... Isme To Tum Bahut Hi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho
Patni -  Sharmate Hue - Pata Hai Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha.

Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai
Dulha - Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi ?
Dulhan - Nahi Jaanu Kabhi Nahi  Kiya Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai.

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Munh Dikhaai Ke 25,000 Rupye Diye
Dulhan Itne Saare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli
Dulhan - Suno Ji Poora Khandaan CH-0-DE-GA Kyaa ?

School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha
Papa - Madam Ji Thodi Koshish Aap Karo Thodi Hum Karte Hain
Bachcha To NIKAL HI JAAYEGA.

Pati Apni Patni Se Bola
Husband -  Kaash Hamare Ladki Ki Jagah Ladka Ho Jaata
Wife - Chhodo Jee - Agar Main Tumhaare Bharose Rehti To Kuchh Bhi Na Hota.

Court Mein Divorce Ke Waqt
Pati - Judge Sahab Main Apni Biwi Se Khush Nahin Hoon
Patni - ( Ne Bhi Tadak Ke Jawaab Diya ) Haramkhor Saara Mohalla To Khush Hai Tu Kahaan Ka Nawaab Hai.

Patni Bahut Dino Baad Maayke Jaa Rahi Thi
Pati - Kuchh Chahiye To Bolo
Patni -  Apna Lxnd Kaat Kar Dedo Mazaa Bhi Aata Rahega Or Aap Par Shak Bhi Nai Hoga.

Sex Ke Samay Patni Savita Ne Apne Pati Ke Upar Susu Kar Diya
Pati - Darling Ye Kya Kiya
Patni Savita - Tum Jis Jheel Ke Sapne Dekhte Ho Ye Usi Jheel Ka Paani Hai.


Pati Apni Patni Se Bola
Pati - Kya Program Hai
Patni - Munaa So Jaaye Phir Karna Jo Karna Hai.
Pati Ne Thodi Der Baad Poochha Munna Soya Kya
Patni - Nahin Ab Tak Nahin
Pati Ne Phir Thodi Der Baad Poochha Koya Kia?
Bachcha Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha Achanak Bola
Munna - Jiski Maa CHVDNE Wali Ho Use Neend Kaise Aa Sakti Hai.

Patni Apne Pati Se Boli
Patni - Suno Ji Aaj Jab Main Apni Bra Utaar Rahi Thi Tab Ek Ladka Mujhe Dekh Raha Tha
Pati - Phir... Tumne Kya Kiya ?
Patni - Maine Sharmaate Hue Bra Se Apna Munh Chhupa Liya.

Husband Wife Se Gusse Se Poochhta Hai
Husband - Aaj Faisala Ho Ke Rahega Bata Kis-Kis Ke Saath Soti Hai ?
Wife - Qasam Se Sirf Aap Ke Saath Hi Soti Hoon Baqi Log Sone Kahan Dete Hein.

Pati Patni Sath Me Jaa Rahe The Ek Ladki Ne Hello Kiya To Patni Ne Gusse Se Poochha
Patni -  Kon Thi Ye ?
Pati -  Tum Please Mera Dimaag Mat Kharab Karo Ab Kal Usko Bhi Yahi Jawab
Dena Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho.

Wife Taare Dekh Rahi Thi Achanak Apne Husband Se Boli
Wife - Batao Wo Kaun See Cheez Hai Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte
Husband - Main Nahi Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Please
Husband - Tumhara Munh

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