Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Mazedaar Jokes On Sardar IN Hindi Language




Mazedaar Jokes On Sardaar

Sardar Ki Maa Apne Bete Se Boli
Maa - Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aane Mein 3 Din Lag Gaye Wo Bhi Nayee Car Se
Beta - Maa Ye Car Banaane Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay Ke Liye 4 Gear Diye
Magar Wapas Aane Ke Liay Sirf Ek ( Revers Gear )

Santa Ne Banta Se Poochha
Santa - Yaar ye Aurtein SHARAAB Se Nafrat Kyon Karti Hain
Banta - Isliye Kiyonki Sharaab Peene Ke Baad CHUHE Jaisa
Aadmi Bhi Sher Ban Jaata Hai.

Sardar UK Hotel Mei Khana Khane Gaya
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhool Gaya
Waiter - Sir Aap Kya Lena Pasand karenge
Sardar Bola - ANDE KI MAA.


Santa Ka Karobaar
Santa Ne Karobaar Mein 5 Laakh Rupye Lagaye Aur Bahut Bada Nuksaan Uthaaya
Pata Hai Kyon ??????
Kyonki Usne Punjaab Mein Saloon Khola.

Santa Banta Se
Santa - Mujhe To Aankhen Bad karne Par Bhi Dikhaai Deta Hai
Banta - Achchha.... Kya Dikhai Deta Hai
Santa - ANDHERA.

Kisi Ne Sardar Ko Khat Likha
Agar Tum Zaheen Ho To 100 Rupye Bhejo
Agar Hoshyaar Ho To 200 Bhejo
Aur Agar Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo
Sardar Ne Khushi Khushi 600 Rupye Bheje Aur Likha
OYE MAIN SABKA BAAP HOON.

Santa Police Se
Santa - Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Alaava Sara Samaan Le Gaya
Police - TV Kyon Nahi Legaya ?
Santa - TV To Main Dekh Raha Tha

Dukaandar Ne Santa Se Poochha
Dukandaar - Aap Konsa paste Use Karte Hain ?
Santa - Baba's PASTE - Baba's Brush - Baba's Brush
Dukaandaar - Ye Baba Kya International Company Hai ?
Santa - Nahin... BABA Mera Room Mate Hai


Sardar Ne Shok Mein Roza Rakh Liya Usne Apne Bete Se Poochha

Sardar - Dekh Suraj Dooba

Son - Nai G

Phir Poochha - Dooba Kia

Son - Nai G

Sardar - Lagda Hay Menu Lay Ke Hi Doobega


Teacher Ne Santa Singh Se Poochha
Teacher -  Bataao Landline Aur Mobile Mein Kya Fark Hai ?
Santa Singh - Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Hain Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se.

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