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Thursday, May 29, 2014

Meri Skin Bahut Sensitive Hai



1 Ladki Doctor Se Boli
Ladki - Doctor Sahab... Meri Skin Bahut Soft Aur Sensitive Hai
Rang Bhi Bahut GORA Hai, Main Raat

Ek Ladki Ne Ek Old Man Se Shaadi Kar Li




Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Old Man Se
Ek Ladki Ne 1 Old Man Se Shaadi Kar Lee To Media Walon Ne Usse Puchha

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Santa Aur Mango Juice Ka Glass




Santa Aur Mango Juice Ka Glass
Santa Mango Juice Ka Glass Lekar Baitha Tha
Banta Aaya Aur Fataak Se Juice Ka Glass Pee Gaya

Santa Aur Billi




Santa Aur Billi
Santa Ke Ghar Ek Billi Rehti Thi
Ek Din Santa Tang Aake Use Kahin Chhod Aaya
Ghar Aaya To Billi Pahle Hi Pahunch Chuki Thi

Congrats Your Salary Is 60,000 Rupees




Interviewer Santa Se
Interviewer - Congrats Your Salary Is 60,000 Rupees Per Month

Monday, May 26, 2014

Chal Teri Waali Dhoondhte Hain




Do Aadmi Apni Apni Biviyon Ko Dhoondh Rahe The
Pehla Wala - Teri Biwi Kaisi Dikhti Hai

Examiner Aur Student




Examiner Student Se Bola
Examiner - Ye Kaun Ki Bird Hai Iski Taang Dekh Kar Batao
Student - Mujhe Nahin Pata

Lajja Nahi Aayee




Lajja Nahi Aayee

Dost Ke Ghar Ramu Apne 25 Bachchon Ko Lekar Pahunch Gaya
Itne Saare Bachchon Ko Dekh Kar Dost GUSSE Se Bola

Saali Ki Soch

Label: Gande Jokes



Jija Ke Baare Mei Modern Saali Ki Soch
Shaadi Ke Kuchh Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aaya
Use Dekhkar Sali Boli

Lady Police Se Shaadi

Label: Gande Jokes


Police Wali Se Shadi
Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se Shadi Ho Gayee,
Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Usse Puchha.

Santa Aur Bechaari Bakri

Label: Gande Jokes



Ek Din Santa Mele Mei Gaya Wahan 2 Line Lagi Hui Thi

Ek Line Ke Aage Likha Tha - Dekhne Ke 20 Rs.
Doosri Line Ke Aage Likha Tha - Karne Ke 10 Rs

"Dildo Joke" Madam Ka Big Dildo

Label: Gande Jokes



Ek Madam America Se INDIA Airport Par Utarti Hain
Custom Officer Usko Suitcase Kholnay Ko Boltaa Hai
Suitcase Kholtay Hee Usmay Say Rubber Ka Big Dildo Nikal Aata Hai