Thursday, March 24, 2016

Jokes For Kids: Maa Bete Se Boli: Beta Kheer Khayega

Maa Bete Se Boli Beta Kheer Khayega?



Maa - ( Muskurate Hue Bete Se Boli ) Beta Kheer Khayega?
Beta - Nahi
Maa - Beta Dahee Khayega?
Beta - Nahi

Maa - Beta Biryaani Khayega?
Beta - Nahi
Maa - ( Munh Banate Hue )  Unhhh... Baap Par Gaya Hai, CHAPPAL Hi Khayega.

Baap Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha, Tapaak Se Bola

Baap - Beta Doodh Piyega?
Beta - Nahi
Baap - Beta Lassi Piyega?
Beta - Nahi
Baap - Beta Juice Piyega?
Beta - Nahi
Baap - ( Muskurate Hue ) Bilkul Maa Pe Gaya Hai, KHOON Hi Piyega.


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