Friday, July 25, 2014

Aapka Ladka Gande Gande Ishare Karta Hai

Label: Gande Jokes



Chintu Ke Gande Ishare
Chintu Bada Hi Sharaarti Tha, Ek Baar Uski Rishtedari Mei Ek Shadi Thi
Santa - ( Apni Biwi Se ) Hum Ise Is Shart Par Shaadi Mein
Lekar Jate Hai Ki Ye Kisi Se Bolega Nahi.
Chintu Shart Maan Kar Shaadi Mein Aa Jata Hai, Aur Shart Ke Mutabik Kisi Se Nahi Bolta
Lekin Thodi Hi Der Baad Ek Admi Chintu Ki Shikayat Lekar Santa Ke Paas Aata Hai
Aadmi - Aapka Bachcha Bahut Hi Gande Gande Ishare Kar Raha Hai
Santa - Kis Tarah Ke Ishare Kar Raha Hai Zara Hume Bhi To Sune
Aadmi - Pehle To Usne Haath Par LxxD Bana Kar Dikhaya, Phir Hath Par Chxxt Bana Kar Dikhayi Aur Uske Baad Haath Se Chxdne Ka Ishara Karne Laga
Santa Ne Chintu Ko Bulaya Aur Bahut Zor Se Daanta
Santa - Kyu Be Kya Gande Gande Ishare Kar Raha Tha
Chintu - Main To Hath Se LxxD Bana Kar Inse Poochh Raha Tha Ki Aap Ladke Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho ?
Jab Ye Kuchh Nahi Bole To Maine Chxxt Bana Kar Pucha Ki Aap Ladki Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho ?
Jab Ye Dono Baar Kuch Nahi Bole Tab Mene Inse Ishare Mein Pucha.... Jab Ladka Aur Ladki Kisi Bhi Side Se Nahi Ho To Yahan Kya Gxnd Marvaane Aaye Ho.

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